3K votes, 94 comments. As they await a transport out ( which may never come) they will spend waves after waves of men to make sure that the local farm wins Best of Show award at the local fair. eklatea • 1 yr. Angron therefore kills 60 Guardsmen per minute. : r/Grimdank. To make a name for yourself, be pivotal in several key moments and become an inquisitor with weaponized blankness. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms Members Online. As such, it was run by a progressively less fit band of humans, increasingly venal in nature, who turned it into their own personal piggy bank/ slave farms. ago. Join. r/Grimdank. Due to the above reasons, moving forward all female space marine posts (Specifically posts that reference female space marine, this does not include Femboy posts, transfem meme etc) will be considered as Malicious trolling and removed as part of rule 7. shroomyshy • 2 hr. 1. Tbh I'd settle for some cool new Vespids. That walking Range Rover could rip your spine out predator style, clean it up, and have it follow him around for the next hundreds of years taking pics of him in battle. hobbying. 125, but Also you get 125 gretchin, and actually 125 gretchin. 9K votes, 132 comments. ”. ago. I hope future memes match its pure memery. r/DeathBattleMatchups. 342K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Lore discussion vs. Like, you don't even need to do much with them. The false gods, the False Four. r/Grimdank. 345K subscribers in the Grimdank community. 435. Altar of Wrath. At. ago. That walking Range Rover could rip your spine out predator style, clean it up, and have it follow him around for the next hundreds of years taking pics of him in battle. 376k. Join. There are likely some highly pressurized aliens living there that evolved in the conditions. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…Talucien 3 Riptides in a 1k casual • 4 days ago. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal… The Misanthropic Luciferian Order (MLO) was a satanic occult order founded in Sweden in 1995 and later renamed Temple of the Black Light. There's more custodes than grey knights active in the imperium. Especially since you can add chaos/ genestealer infestations, Attacks from beyond the sector, zeal level of different planets etc. I found my new Warboss. ago. He wanted to drive the blood angels into a rage and take them for Khorne. [deleted] • 3 mo. I want fem Lorgar to sing me choir chants. And in the basement of that cabin is a princess. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms. That's it lads!148 votes, 11 comments. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…. This is essentially proof positive that, behind all the masks, he is male. Only War & More - Part 2 3. the more accurate truth is guilliman and yvraine, an important leader for eldar who seek to bring ynnead to full strength, are in a grudging truce. 519. Oh so they get one game and suddenly they think they’re hot shit. Although I know what scene you're talking about, Mcneil might have not been inspired by it. That’s a staggering achievement, one deserving recognition for echoing through eternity. There's other little conveniences (pipettes, pipe cleaners etc. 377K Members. Warhammer 40k is also grimdank because it was paradise lost. However these neutron pulses do no damage to non-biological material, allowing for valuable minerals or technology to be collected. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…. No matter what differences there may be, no matter whether the World Eaters fall or remain loyal, there's still a badass, battle-hungry, hyper-competent captain of the Conqueror who loves nothing more than ripping ships in half with giantass harpoons. Flair checks out. Big Karburator was trying to reach Baal. On Warhammer40k, you’re a villain. 'Til you spend half your life just coverin' up. 2K votes, 220 comments. 5K. Tears coursed down his face, dripping from his nose and chin, insufficient in their profusion to dilute the blood spilled upon the floor. Consequences. Slussy, Khussy, Tzussy. Beware the emissary, he's here to negotiate for your biomass. Our parents may have been settling down by the time they were nearing 30, but those of us in the millennial cohort,. He admitted it in a YouTube video and also his Patreon from what I've heard. r/Grimdank •. 7K votes, 175 comments. Cliff Simak wrote a classic story set on the surface of Jupiter - ' Desertion ', published in 1944 (later incorporated into 'City'). Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…The Norn Emissary. 2K votes, 131 comments. There are a very few narrow paths of navigable space across the Great Rift. 4K votes, 46 comments. The last remnants of his sculpture rolled wetly from the throne. If it happened once, it can happen again. Then you go online and make it into your personality to be nasty about everyone else's factions. You end up like a squig that's been beat too much. Darth_Mornteth Not a magpie • 3 hr. ago. A fur spy is in the base. Join. Inadvertently creating. “Emissary“ diplomacy defined very liberally. His youngest son wants to be more like Uncle Leman and this causes some tensions for Magnus. . r/Grimdank •. 363K subscribers in the Grimdank community. : r/Grimdank. ago. 7 mo. He manages to keep the marine in place with their duel long enough for Jurgen to get into position with a melta to put a hole you can stand in through the marine’s chest. you're taking the mental programming a bit too literally. 4K votes, 22 comments. You stan the faction that gets the overwhelming majority of model releases and attention from GW. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…. Yeah, good fucking luck knocking organizations older than our calendar. Mad as a bicycle. Most of the true ones unfortunately are dead, for quite, obvious reasons. 106 votes, 11 comments. 1. Arguing at Age 27. Say 3d printing is good on Grimdank, you’re a hero. 17K votes, 162 comments. ago. It 12,000 years old, has a million worlds, and is currently feudal. I work with cogitators to ensure we have the resources to build power plants for the hives. This is why he is dead in the setting, because ideals cannot exist. Dark Eldar's worst Nightmare. Oli_Oli_Oxen_Free_28 • 10 days ago. By becoming part of meme lore you have likely become inspiration for others the same way you became inspired. Beware the emissary, he's here to negotiate for your biomass. 68 votes, 24 comments. Big dakka. Here is his self made Terminator for Halloween. I mean, I left r/40klore due to power tripping asshole mods, and ditched r/Formula1 when one of them got me warned for "hate speech" because I said Imperial Japan was racist. Heck, the mouth might even tell you a joke every now and then. That’s it, I’m playing this banger on my boombox on a street. I want to spar with fem Lion. Last game of KT 1. 2K votes, 11 comments. i remember seeing a cultist version of this scenario, but i can't remember if it was a comic or a video like this (if anyone has a link or know how to find it would be greatly appreciated) 4. Local videogame characters are too nobledark to be canon. Successful-Floor-738 • 5 mo. ago. I'm Still Standing by Elton John. Admirable_Routine426. Me want new squat train. 373K subscribers in the Grimdank community. It doesn't matter how you got there, if they look good they look good. "In a dark future where there is only war, these are the deliverers of the Emperor's Peace. It’s freaking perfect. 64 votes, 21 comments. Depending on the severity of the post the user can face a ban. 1 upvote · 45. Sure Lois the leviathan box is the leviathan box, but 125 gretchen could have anything!This is Warhammer. . The_Chef_Queen • 7 mo. . Due to the above reasons, moving forward all female space marine posts (Specifically posts that reference female space marine, this does not include Femboy posts, transfem meme etc) will be considered as Malicious trolling and removed as part of rule 7. You're better off using those points to buy artillery to shoot him off. He has to nuke them. 7K votes, 107 comments. ago. You stan the faction that gets the overwhelming majority of model releases and attention from GW. The MLO released Liber Azerate, a modern grimoire written by the order's Magister Templi, Frater Nemidial, in 2002. Step four. Being a psyker would be so fucking terrible, especially after the split when everything in the warp is trying to pull a demonic gateway out of your ass. The way the book sets it up, I absolutely thought it was going to be tyranids until the Crusade flies in. They live their lives normally until they have a child at which point both parents are compelled to hide the mutant and find the patriarch to form the cult with other parents this happened to. 377K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms Members Online. ago. Aggressive, but not sadistic. The god of the Tyranids. Original meme found on r/grimdank. You’re on a path in the woods, and at the end of that path, is a cabin. Acupuncture and Traditional Chinese Medicine therapies at your services. All the brothers decided to play their opposite for their characters. I hope they return the classic squat train as a limited edition "we found this relic on an old human planet" or something so I can have both the new one (thatll prob look badass) and this goofy fucker at the same time. ”. So someone will trade it for two grey ones, or something along the line. Everyone's talking about Lord Horrik Canorem, Son of High King Valorik Canorem, High Prince of House Canorem, Master of the Blade of Gaia, Keeper of the Gates of Loralo, Wielder of the Kaloric Flame, Bringer of Hope, Herald of the Holy Order of the. 4K votes, 22 comments. Amazing content. 4. The GW writers had their priorities straight. There totally not mutants. But some voice lines. the lore of novels in Spanish is wild (thanks to u/Easy_Dream6598 for helping me write this in English)Worshiping the emperor as a king is a material worship that is based on reality thus not causing ruckus in the warp and soul. Knowing Tzeentch it could very well be a lie or a deformation of reality . Also other commenters have noted, 'dying' kinda means nothing in 40k, all factions are locked in some kind of stagnant, dying, progress-resistant state. AuthLeft does tend to use the Khronite battle strategy of "throw all the bodies at the problem until you win or run out of bodies". 6. Again, not a god. " (OC). 3. Heretics. No. ago. Grey knights on top of that have even fewer numbers, better gear using even more rare resources like psyk out grenades, and are exceptionally rare at 1000 or less total. We do have a habit of overdoing memes sometimes, lol. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…Samus is a lesbian comfirmed. The light went out. Nov 26, 2021. 15. 3. 5K. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms. Welcome to Grimdank friend. I hope future memes match its pure memery. There was a short story in White Dwarf not too long ago about a crew of Guardsmen aboard a ship beginning. You only need 1 runtherd for all those grots. 1K votes, 32 comments. And use filthy Monkeighs and other lowly creatures as mercs and servants, since they ironically very need someone who honors at least one principle, like loyalty. SPOILER. Darcitus • 3 hr. 2. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…16. Make yourself known to the Inquisition, wait for an inquisitor to find you and join their retinue. 47. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal… For planning and forethought, we only know of the great crusade but emps has suffered setbacks for 30k years. All made from cereal box card and super glue. Even in his last chance to make things right with Magnus, he wouldn't lie about the fate of the thousand sons, wrongfully. "I wish I was a psyker!" Funnily enough, the long distance messages are more like this instead of emails. Luke5353 • 3 mo. I need you to know that I. Your fallen comrades are with the emperor now enjoying a nice upright nap in a beautiful diorama, meticulously posed and painted to a standard that we lowly “battle ready” miniatures can only dream of. On Warhammer40k, you’re a villain. 10. Tarquinandpaliquin • 6 mo. No one. 56. nubster2984725 • 1 yr. Minimalphilia. 341K subscribers in the Grimdank community. This is truly a type of torture for them. The leaker is clearly excited about the next edition. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms Members Online. r/Grimdank. Starcraft is just 40k with 3rd party minis. Considering this man made 03 Clone Wars (which is peak Star Wars outside of the movies), a 40k series from Tartakovsky would be-. 127. ago. 1K Online. In the end, however, few will be spared from His wrath, for it is few who are friendly and kind. 979 votes, 46 comments. They are designed to break down organic and non-organic matter into raw energy, which can then be. 345K subscribers in the Grimdank community. After a bit of Googling, the consensus is more or less that a turn in 40k represents about 30 seconds. It exudes an aura of relatability and power. By the way , i love those comics . Vodafone. Who would not want More Dakka. Not only do I love Malcador’s two handed, one finger salute, but also how each chaos god is represented trying to break in. Angron will be a little above 400. Everything WAS going great! (For humans) Until Erebus came along. Do it. 41 comments. 374K subscribers in the Grimdank community. With the reception the last few battlefield games have had, could we not? But if it's the team behind the original star wars battlefront 2 with modern graphics and artists? That's a different story. 1. 0 I was CSM in a dense urban environment with LOTS of cover and terrain. 326K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Gaming. I would get if this one marine is painted incredibly well. Also, I imagine the Norn's Emissary's roar to sound like this. 359K subscribers in the Grimdank community. "564 votes, 148 comments. - Grimdank Mod Team. ago. I'd encourage most people interested to just watch that, and if that level of over-the-top action is interesting, then start watching it through. Make each of the "many models" tied to one. A really, really horny guardsman. @turilli_fan4. r/Grimdank @grimdank_bot. The forces of good may well defeat Chaos this time. 366K subscribers in the Grimdank community. 3. ago. An onyx-skinned warrior was standing before him, armoured in forest green. “Hi honey… yes I’m fine, but you won’t believe this…”. Mask (which you should already be using for priming anyway): $1. ago. They barely know anything about the warp let alone the immensity of the Chaos gods. But there's also St Josmane's Hope, in the 13th Dark Crusade, there's Colchis, Cthonia, Khur, Malodrax and a bunch of others during the Great Scouring, there's Piety, Thrax, destroyed by the Grey Knights due to demon infestation, Novgorod, due to the Plague of Unbelief, Tybalt, destroyed during the. someone in r/40Klore explained that cthonian is an old word for "from the underworld". r/Grimdank • r/Grimdank • r/Grimdank •. DinoGod1. Literally an angel. I absolutely love the idea of Tommy Wiseau being an omnipotent demigod just. 6K votes, 185 comments. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…691 upvotes · 5 comments. Idk, custodes are already uncorruptable and deal with stuff like guarding cosmic horrors in the imperial labyrinth, and when the emperors webway project got a hole in it they were there fighting off chaos demons nonstop. I want to ride with fem Jaghatai on her bike. r/Grimdank. " she was like, why, I just wanna shoot him, to which he responded "You weigh a fucking ton. 373K subscribers in the Grimdank community. There’s not a lot of them that are funny, which is kinda interesting considering that 40k was founded as very satirical. What they uncovered was a fragment of an ancient Standard Template Construct system, and it was upon this device that the clan's fortunes were built. He admitted it in a YouTube video and also his Patreon from what I've heard. 5K. 4K. 377K Members. asking real question here. Hello everyone. Grimdark is a subgenre of speculative fiction with a tone, style, or setting that is particularly dystopian, amoral, and violent. I swear Eldrathrain and Spire’s relationship is one of the best things in 40k, they both hate eachother, they both consider the other of a lesser race and they both have a deep respect for eachother. He manages to keep the marine in place with their duel long enough for Jurgen to get into position with a melta to put a hole you can stand in through the marine’s chest. Not to mention living longer and not succumbing to the frailty of old age (I think, not 100 percent on that). Douglass Whipple. i remember seeing a cultist version of this scenario, but i can't remember if it was a comic or a video like this (if anyone has a link or know how to find it would be greatly appreciated) 4. Everyone should read Empress Theresa. The mental image of a Homunculus using his extensive knowledge of the flesh and blood, to give Imperial citizens free healthcare operations, all while trying his absolute hardest not to scream nor injure people, all with a calm look on his face. 5K. Freezie-Days • 10 mo. I think it’ll be stamped out and laughed at within 150 years. Rule book leaked. Our parents may have been. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…T'au and Imperial Guard fight as an integrated force in Psychic Awakening. SuspiciousSubstance9 • Secretly 3 squats in a long coat • 2 yr. Maybe now people will get the erebus suggestions are afronts to humanity that should be burnt instead of read or watched (yes i am specifically mentioning the dude that read TBASOTMG) 5. He's the secret character you gotta unlock. Alana was perched at the top of a long elevator-shaft and was about to shoot a cultist at the bottom. This one… well, this one just gets more of a bitter laugh every year. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal… Crazy Dave would’ve raised them better to the point where there would be no rebellion in the first place the chaos gods fear the might of crazy Dave too much to dare mess with one of his children either that be plant or demigod super soldier. 1. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms. Hope you guys enjoy it! 1 / 6. This is why he is dead in the setting, because ideals cannot exist. 10th Ed. r/GradualChaos. People often cry about how humans are surrounded by hostile and insane aliens, but forget that the largest unified force in the galaxy is made up of insane, genocidal humans that are constantly summoning warp demons by accident. Assuming it takes about 20 years from birth to raise and train a Guardsmen, and they father/mother 2 children (probably gross. Grimdark. 373K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal… POV: you’ve been assigned to decipher the message that an astropath sent. The God was false. 3. 000 years later, millenias after humanity has already set out to colonize the galaxy, a high tech society based around a god called "The Omnissiah TM", the Mechanicum TM, has formed on Mars, likely. r/Grimdank. The leaker is clearly excited about the next edition. “NO you don’t understand, GW HATES their fans! They hate ME in particular! Every development that I don’t like isn’t the result of someone having different creative vision, or a result of the company doing what it thinks will make the most money, it’s a specific attack to make me upset!”. It's like comparing Ancient Rome and Modern American population. Here's a sneak peek of r/Warhammer_Smut [NSFW] using the top posts of the year! Smut is dank. That’s grimdank. The enlightened Primarch understands but only asks one thing. r/Grimdank. 326K subscribers in the Grimdank community. ago. Also has a respectable kill streak right now. It's just a fan theory. Negligible Losses. This statements came from the same person : r/Grimdank. • 2 yr. 368K subscribers in the Grimdank community. The King Protects. Crusader Kings II but in the 40k verse would be fantastic as well. the Drukhari sent abominations to aid the Tau forces against the Tyranids and they eventually won. i’ve noticed that people are for some reason using “le epic bacon” and shit like that to make fun of people again. Explore Warmaster Whorus's (@warmaster_whorus) posts on Pholder | See more posts from u/warmaster_whorus about Antiwork, Victoria BC and GrimdankACN's been around for a long time. r/Grimdank: Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms Members Online. 64 likes.